Prepare for Takeoff. Again.

Posted: January 12, 2009 in Miscellaneous

So, imagine. You are strapped into a rocket-powered contraption. The engines ignite, and you are launched forward at ten zillion miles per hour toward somewhere FAST. Your stomach tries desperately to catch up to the rest of your body, as do your cheeks and your eyelids, but to no avail.

Then, you stop. Instantly. For, like, three full weeks let’s say. A dead stop. Nothing.

Then, you scream as suddenly the rocket engines re-ignite and you are once more instantly headed toward somewhere at ten zillion miles per hour.

In other words, I have to go back to law school today.

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