Only in Malibu

Only in Malibu do you read stuff like this in the newspaper police blotter:

A fire department spokesperson has confirmed that Los Angeles County Fire Department paramedics and firefighters responded to a medical alert at the Malibu home of the performer Cherilyn Sarkisian, better known as Cher, when a panic button was reportedly pushed by accident. Much to the delight of the crew on duty, Cher’s spokesperson announced to the press that the reclusive entertainer stated she “had never seen so many cute paramedics and firefighters in her life.”